Hello!  I'm Dave Ross.  I'm a comedian.  This "company" is a bunch of designs I made as a joke using this logo maker.  I made a bunch of fake logos in my room during quarantine, and people liked them so much that they demanded I make shirts. So here we are! This is a bit that got way, way out of hand.  

The reason I say this is I'm a designer as well as a comedian, and I very much believe in giving credit where credit is due, and so I didn't feel comfortable at first selling designs I made with a logo maker. After all, the characters in the logos were designed by another person. I've read the fine print in the logo maker's terms of service a million times, and so I know that I own the designs, but it still feels weird, right?  So I'm selling these, because I wrote them, but I also encourage you to make your own.  Here's the logo maker again.  Get out there and make your own stupid sports designs, please!  We all can do it!  And then sell them!  Hook up a bigcartel store to a printful store and VOILA.  WE ARE RUNNING THE SAME BUSINESS.  

Anyway, in seriousness, I hope you like this stuff.  I certainly do.  It's dumb as hell.  If you have any ideas or requests, please don't hesitate to contact me.

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Shipping is still slowed down a bit because of Covid, but generally you should get your order in 2-4 weeks. If you have any issues at all please feel free to email dave at emofootballstore@gmail.com or use our contact page.