Hello!  I'm Dave Ross.  I'm a comedian.  This "company" is a bunch of designs I made as a joke using a logo maker.  I initially never intended for this to be something I'd sell.  I just wanted football players to go to therapy.  This is a bit that got way, way out of hand.  

I'm a designer as well as a comedian, and I very much believe in giving credit where credit is due, which is why I'm up in this fucking ABOUT PAGE telling you I made these designs with a logo maker.  A lot of people seem to like 'em, and I of course own all of them, but I wouldn't feel comfortable selling these things without full disclosure.  So I guess I'm saying that if you're looking for completely handcrafted shit, this is not the place.  They're really fucking funny though and I wrote them so maybe just get one??????  I love you so much.

Anyway, in seriousness, I hope you like this stuff.  I certainly do.  It's dumb as hell.  If you have any ideas or requests, please don't hesitate to contact me.

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Shipping is still slowed down a bit because of Covid, but generally you should get your order in 2-4 weeks. If you have any issues at all please feel free to email dave at davetotheross@gmail.com or use our contact page.